Floral Tumblr Themes

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

slothlifechoseme:

runyouclevertimelord:

spankmeniall:

lizziefaguire:

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS

THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS” 

WHY

image

you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.

Wait, what the hell is grog?

image

bongfucker:

basically my dick is huge and you got fucking owned


614,448 plays

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

image

bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

image

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda