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fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

so-glad-were-neighbors:

baebees:

bae-cement:

Things I want:
1. Sex
2. A taco
3. Sleep

Things I want:

  1. A Little bit of monica in my life
  2. a little bit of erica by my side
  3. a little bit of rita is all i need
  4. a little bit of tina is what i see
  5. a little bit of sandra in the sun
  6. a little bit of mary all night long
  7. a little bit of jessica here i am

Things I don’t want:

  1. Another pretty face
  2. Just anyone to hold
  3. My love to go to waste

Things I want: 

  1. You
  2. Your Beautiful Soul

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

20daysofjune:

reblogging from the source to get rid of an annoying comment
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pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar