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hawt things to say in bed

morty-mcfly:

  • DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR
  • YES I BITE MY THUMB
  • DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US SIR
  • DO YOU QUARREL SIR
  • quARREL Sir NO SIr

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”